tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1758160493332384212012-02-16T19:52:06.648-08:00Yeah, baby. We're sexy and you know it. Don't be scared, now, m'ijo. Just be glad there's finally a source to save you from your sad self. Me. Find out the secrets of the Latina Love Goddess - if you dare.Usnavys Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03706785320428920086noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175816049333238421.post-82192901298726744732007-12-05T12:39:00.001-08:002007-12-05T12:50:04.041-08:00

So, I have this friend, okay? And she calls me up, all, "Usnavys! I'm going to Glamour Shots! Come with me!" And I said, "Are you crazy, girl? You want to waste your money on some pictures that are gonna make you look bad?"I made her go to a real photographer, okay? And that's because you get what you pay for in life, nena. That's the message of the day. Even a fea flaquita like Minnie Driver can

Usnavys Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03706785320428920086noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175816049333238421.post-19025471643743798402007-12-04T21:51:00.000-08:002007-12-04T22:01:42.100-08:00

I don’t know what it is about whiteboys and oral sex, okay? But the verdict is in and the verdict says them boys got a whole big lot to learn from their Latin brothers, and especially from the Dominicanos, okay?I am not a racist, and I am not being mean. I’m not trying to offend, just trying to inform, m’ijo. The Latin man, when he sees a woman spread open in all her labial glory on the silk

Usnavys Riverahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03706785320428920086noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175816049333238421.post-67400722133537108062007-12-03T10:12:00.000-08:002007-12-03T19:28:55.206-08:00

Okay, so, you have all heard about the Berman sisters, right? They’re those flaquita women who get all serious up on the TV set about sex and whatnot and what-have-you, and make it sound like sex is the same as taking a piss. Well, they got them some books, too. And some web sites. And Oprah? She loves her some Berman sisters, which is how I came to hear of them.For the foreseeable future, this

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